Tuesday, October 17, 2006

guiltier

My life is a parody of this parody:

The Onion

Area Man Consults Internet Whenever Possible

COLUMBUS, OH-Larry Wisniewski, 36, turns to the Internet for information whenever humanly possible.



Thanks Donno

2 comments:

Don said...

You're a Hot Mess Jeff Krupman...some quotes 'he eats pretty good for a guy without a job' or...'he's wearing the pants!'

Don said...

The Internet came in equally handy last Sunday, when Pamela suggested making pancakes for breakfast. "There was a good recipe on the side of the Bisquick box, but Larry insisted on getting on that AltaVista thing and searching for more," Pamela said.

After only 30 minutes of searching, Wisniewski came up with nearly 200 different pancake recipes. "Without the Internet," Larry said, "she would've been stuck with the one variety of pancakes available from the box."

"Let's face it," he added, "Bisquick boxes are a dead medium."